In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear.
When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for Six months….. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid…… I could deal with that too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs……I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too…. I could deal with that.
If your a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup… i’m gonna be a bear.
10 comments:
I am right there with ya!!!! I can't wait to be a Mama bear with you!
I agree! I never thought that being a bear could be so tempting....
Yes I want to be a bear too!
Hahahaha! That was great! Thanks for the laugh.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!!!!! want to be a bear too
Oh Charee! You just made my day! I am going to have to agree with you on that one!!! How did momma bears get it so good???
LOL! You are too cute! Bears do have it pretty good, except they are usually single moms :)
That is awesome-I love it! I want to be a bear too-we can be friends! Ha ha!
Well Everyone else is gonna be a bear, then heck, I better be one too or I'll be pretty lonely out here...But honestly, thats soundin' pretty darn good right now. :)
I have never hear that and I totally agree I think I will too!!!
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